Testing... testing...

Monday I decided to see exactly how far my jailer is willing to go to maintain my captivity. While she was attempting to exit the domicile, I took the opportunity to effect my escape! I set off the flash bomb I had positioned across the room for just such an even, and during the resulting confusion, I slipped out the door. Haha! Success! As my captor let loose a string of blistering expletives (I believe the exact phrase was "حوامه بلدي مليء الانقلي"!), I dashed down the stairs, and out into the night!

Unfortunately, she turned out to be irritatingly persistant in her pursuit. Seriously, who keeps a taser by the door, other than the occasional paranoid wackjob? Huh? Exactly She finally managed to stun me into submission, and drag me back into the apartment, slamming my head in the door a few times, just for good measure. What that really needed? You already had me down.

The upside to this little escapade is that now I'm familiar with her tactics. I clearly need to drain the batteries on the taser, as well as secret another remote trigger flash bomb someplace within the apartment. The fish tank might work well. I'll have to check into that.